i used to think the word “primadonna” was spelled like “pre-madonna” but then i realized that nothing in this world is older than madonna
(Source: madeagoestohell)
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
(Source: sweatymannipples1993)
vodka & drawing up a tattoo. #tattoo #outline #traditional #flash #melissamarie #melissamarielifestyle #tattoosbymelissamarie #dgaftwdc (Taken with instagram)
- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Ha
- Me: Hahahaha
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
- Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
- Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
- Me: Hahaha
- Me: Haaa....
- Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
- Me: No, no I am not.
There has been a thunderstorm almost every night in San Antonio right?
I keep on having to unplug my laptop so it does not get destroyed by lightning
